various excerpts and quotes from old notebooks

this is purely for my own entertainment. feel free to ignore.


"i like to fuck bitches i don't know. i will fuck bitches all day. i don't give a fuck." - jimmy k

- i hate how antolin drives...and plays scattegories. examples:
1. things in a park - pirates
2. insects- hyena
3. gem - phoenix

"i'm a bear. i'm ameilia earheart. just kidding, i'm a bear." - don't know

"then join me in a bond of hatred and together we shall rule the universe upon a dark throne in a castle built with the pain and suffering of others." -jimmy k

lila - you're a big fat ugly mean pimple.
ravi - you're a mosquito with a sickness.
lila - well if you believe in adam, then you're religious.

(a fight between two 9 year olds)

isabel - god's parents are in my heart.
jackson - that's really nice but god doesn't need parents.

(a really profound conversation between a 2 year old and a 4 year old)

"jenna's hypoglycemic."
"i know, i worry. she's dyslexic."
"she's psychic?"

"how many people have you fucked that you had to pretend to like their art?" - joe

"oooh...i thought you said erv gotti wants to see you get sick wit it." -kate

"are you ready to watch other bugs spell lots of words correctly?"

"would you rather have sex with mel gibson and get mono or have sex with pat sajak and get a really cool pair of overalls that you really wanted?"

note to self:
kurrupt is snoop's cousin.
t.i. is chris richards.

"ok you're unstrapped from this vile containment unit." - an 8 year old about a car seat

"listen to the all star list of hotties on my bus." -carly

"let's both get cats and you name yours garfunkel and mine will be simon..except mine won't be a cat. and if it is a cat, it will be a dog." - jaime

"i want to sit down like soup." -jaime

"what if i had 12 chins and was telling you stories about my dead grandpa?" -sham

"no, you do want it. it has zero calories and tastes like sara luppino." -sham

"if i had been born hot, i'd A. have died from aids by now and B. i'd be dumb."

"i would have been a better person my entire life had i known that people look like this." - jaime

"tie on your giggle apron, i'm about to make a funny cake."