Sunday, July 5, 2009

barfday week consisted of...

- not barfing
- free drinks
- lots of dancing
- thoughtful gifts
- cards with messages that made me feel important
- hardly any time at work
- hardly any kids at work when i was there
- paid day off
- pretty flowers
- best painting
- karaoke
- free counting crows
- sparklers
- deck parties
- finally laying out
- epiphanies

it also consisted of...

- glass stuck in my foot
- a couple people avoiding seeing me at all
- false sincerity
- pulling something in my neck resulting in excruciating pain for days
- a flat tire
- spilling an entire drink on my new silk shirt

all in all - best birthday in years. A+
no thanks to you

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